theo || 22 || they/them || the physical embodiment of the curb your enthusiasm theme song
I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.
"I would love to organize the stock room" -guy about to commit so many OSHA violations
I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.
Laika how did you make this that fast
Who do you think gave you the dream
trying to fact check a very important post about what happens if you drink salt water (seawater) to see if my preconceived notions were simply myth or some shit and the first internet search results are this
this is a great lesson in why sources are important
I think we should start putting Wellness Industry people into the ocean
Brecon buff geese
By: Richard Roadnight & Michael Roberts
From: Domestic Duck and Geese in Colour
1986
